> > Dear Friends, > > As we all undertake lot of train travel I believe . this new initiative of Indian Railways works .....!
> Keep this Railway Complaint Number in your Mobile
> > Railway authorities have introduced a system where one can complain from a running train.
> The SMS about the complaint will be acknowledged and attended.
> > Give the train no, bogie no and the precise nature of the complaint –
> no water in bath room / no lights / fan not working / security problem or whatever thru SMS.
> > It is an effective tool.
> > The Railway Number to which you can SMS is:
> > +91 8121281212
> > Please pass on this message to your friends - it may help someone in need.
> > >

We are not cheap. We are chip.

Devang Patel is the coolest Pope star ever.

Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears.

We still don't know how to pronounce lingerie.

We add sugar to Whiskey.

Stock market is our Fish market.

Pope music. Period.

We still have Dhoom machaale as our ringtone.

Even your wife is called "Ben"

Vile Parle & New Jersey feel like home.

We eat homemade theplas in a business class flight.

Wearing jeans with psychedelic embroidery.

"Akon nu navu geet Smack That sambhadyu?"

We don't understand the word Chocolate, it's called Cadbury.

We can do Garba on Summer of 69.

Will spend 1000 bucks for a 10 rupee FREE gift.

Mount Abu is Switzerland.

We take home made food to restaurants. Restaurants are just for good ambience.

Mihir Virani is our Charlie Sheen.

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He
sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to
God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and
says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with
her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie. 

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to
the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all
you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood put some of
that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the
cemetery claiming to be God." 

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the
cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. 
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the
hood low about his face.
Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict
himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
Virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with
her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood
with a Flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

-------- Original Message --------

Subject:	Illuminate your life this Diwali
Date:	Fri, 21 Oct 2011 11:31:06 +0530
From:	Rajiv Frank Consulting <connect@rajivfrank.com>
Reply-To:	connect@rajivfrank.com
To:	undisclosed-recipients:;

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THIS  KNOWLEDGE IS AMUSING
DID YOU KNOW
01	FORTNIGHT	Comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).
02	POP MUSIC	Is 'Popular Music' shortened.
03	MOPED	Is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.
04	BUS	Is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.
05	DRAWING ROOM	Was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped.
06	NEWS	Refers to information from Four directions North, East, West &  South.
07	AG-MARK	Which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.
08	QUEUE	Comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest.
09	JOURNAL	Is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.
10	TIPS	Come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.
11	JEEP	Is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'. GP was changed into JEEP later.
12	Coca-Cola	Was originally green.
13	Mohammed	Is the most common name in the world.
14	Asia, America , Australia , Europe	Are some of the name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
15	TONGUE	Is the strongest muscle in the body.
16	TYPEWRITER	Is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
17	Women BLINK	Nearly twice as much as men.
18	You can't kill	Yourself by holding your breath.
19	It is impossible to lick your elbow.
20	HEADPHONES	Wearing for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
21	It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.
22	Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick	Is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
23	Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers &  laser printers	All invented by women.
24	CROCODILE	Cannot stick its tongue out.
25	SNAIL	Can sleep for three years.
26	POLAR BEARS	All are left handed.
27	BUTTERFLIES	Caste with their feet.
28	ELEPHANTS	Are the only animals that can't jump.
29	In the last 4000 years	No new ANIMALS have been domesticated.
30	STEWARDESSES	Is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
31	Human HEART	Creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
32	RATS	Multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33	People say "BLESS YOU"	When you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
34	If you SNEEZE too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck &  die. So good to bless sneezing person.
35	Each KING in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades	Clubs	Hearts	Diamonds
King David	Alexander the Great,	Charlemagne	Julius Caesar.

  

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