Manoj Nayak

This is the date of September 9, 2009. 

* This coming September 9, 2009, is the 252nd day of the year, 252 adds to 9, and 09-09-09 = 27.

* 09-09-09 is also the last of the single-digits dates for quite a while - 1,001 years to be precise. 

* It is also the upside-down number of "the beast" - satan = 666, of course. 

* The day itself falls on a Wednesday and both Wednesday & September have 9 letters.

It seems like a good day to celebrate and look forward to. 

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This mail is very useful to know about BAR-CODE.  Dear all friends The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods" Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China ? Let me tell! u … the first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA . Do not ever buy it for your own health. 471 is Made in Taiwan This is a human right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to rescue ourselves. Remember.   00-13: USA & Canada 20-29: In-Store Functions 30-37: France 40-44: Germany 45: Japan (also 49) 46: Russian Federation 471: Taiwan 474: Estonia 475: Latvia 477: Lithuania 479: Sri Lanka 480: Philippines 482: Ukraine 484: Moldova 485: Armenia 486: Georgia 487: Kazakhstan 489: Hong Kong 49: Japan (JAN-13) 50: United Kingdom 520: Greece 528: Lebanon 529: Cyprus 531: Macedonia 535: Malta 539: Ireland 54: Belgium & Luxembourg 560: Portugal 569: Iceland 57: Denmark 590: Poland 594: Romania 599: Hungary 600 & 601: South Africa 609: Mauritius 611: Morocco 613: Algeria 619: Tunisia 622: Egypt 625: Jordan 626: Iran 64: Finland 690-692: China 70: Norway 729: Israel 73: Sweden 740: Guatemala 741: El Salvador 742: Honduras 743: Nicaragua 744: Costa Rica 746: Dominican Republic 750: Mexico 759: Venezuela 76: Switzerland 770: Colombia 773: Uruguay 775: Peru 777: Bolivia 779: Argentina 780: Chile 784: Paraguay 785: Peru 786: Ecuador 789: Brazil 80 - 83: Italy 84: Spain 850: Cuba 858: Slovakia 859: Czech Republic 860: Yugoslavia 869: Turkey 87: Netherlands 880: South Korea 885: Thailand 888: Singapore 890: India 893: Vietnam 899: Indonesia 90 & 91: Austria 93: Australia 94: New Zealand 955: Malaysia 977: International Standard Serial Number for Periodicals (ISSN) 978: International Standard Book Numbering (ISBN) 979: International Standard Music Number (ISMN) 980: Refund receipts 981 & 982: Common Currency Coupons 99: Coupons With more and more milk products from China and Taiwan having problem. We really got to check where the things are produced. Here is a way to differentiate Taiwan made products and China made products : by looking at first three digits of its Bar Code.. If the 1st 3 digits are 690, 691 or 692 - China made If the 1st 3 digits are 471 – Taiwan made So please spread the words to everyone.... .. Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country. However, you may now refer to the barcodes, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China . .

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The Value of a Drink

"Sometimes  when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame.   Then  I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams.   If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.  
Then I say to  myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack  Handy


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"I  feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank  Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~  Henny Youngman


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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?   I  think not.."
~ Stephen Wright  

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian  O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin  Franklin

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"Without  question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry  

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave  Howell

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Cliff Clavin explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest  ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of  alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."  

 

 

 

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> A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a > giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and > says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your > health. Come with merunning through the forest, you'll see, you'll > feel so much better!"
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> The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off > running with the rabbit.
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> Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again > says,"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your > health. Comerunning with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, > you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his > razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with > the rabbit and giraffe.
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> The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin > shot...The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think > about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, > you will feel so good!"
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> The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the > hell out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in > horror, they look at him and ask,"Lion, why did you do this? He was > merely trying to help us all!"
>
> The lion answers... That little devil makes me run around the forest > like an idiot for hours every time he's high on cocaine!"
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 > I just noticed the time and date on my digital clock...
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> 12:34:56...7..8...9
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> 12:34 pm
> 56 seconds
> 7 date
> 8 month
> 2009
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> This sequence will not happen again until 3009 !
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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. 

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. 

He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try 

to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, 

Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. 

Horatio thought about this andsaid that he could arrange for Nick to 

more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to 

arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a 

little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, 

the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, 

Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied 

for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that 

only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote tocure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their 

chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itchingpowder, 

which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked 

passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's 

itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment 

of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, and knowing well that

Horatio could never report this matter to the King, Nick asked Horatio to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a large dose of the same itching powder into 

the King's underwear. 

The King immediately summoned Nick.

Moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills!!!

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