Manoj Nayak

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Imp Info for all those who use taxis and autorickshaws in Mumbai


Forwarding an email I just received.
I called the numbers and confirmed it's true, the license is suspended for 6 months...cool!
You can also email your complaint (with details of the incident) to jcptraffic@trafficmumbaipolice.org
 
Sandeep
 
 
 
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Subject: Imp Info for all those who use taxis and autorickshaws in Mumbai

Dear  all friendz,

Good news for all those who've travelled in taxis/ricks and had to step out, 'coz of the attitude of the driver.

Go ahead and sit in the taxi or rickshaw without a word and ask them to take to your place, and if at all they refuse, kindly do not step out, but while still seated inside, immediately dial traffic control room's number 24937755 / 24937746 / 24937747. Within 5 minutes the traffic police will reach and they can suspend the taxi/rickshaw licenses.

Dear Friends it was from Malad station and it worked .... If you are anywhere in Mumbai the above numbers will help you.

Kindly pass on to all your friends and help each other.....

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Wonders of the Natural World



Wonders of the Natural World 







 
 
The classical natural wonders are huge and hard to miss - vast canyons, giant mountains and the like. Many of the most fantastic natural phenomena, however, are also least easy to spot. Some are incredibly rare while others are located in hard-to-reach parts of the planet. From moving rocks to mammatus clouds and red tides to fire rainbows, here are seven of the most spectacular phenomenal wonders of the natural world.

1) Sailing Stones

 
The mysterious moving stones of the packed-mud desert of Death Valley have been a center of scientific controversy for decades. Rocks weighing up to hundreds of pounds have been known to move up to hundreds of yards at a time. Some scientists have proposed that a combination of strong winds and surface ice account for these movements. However, this theory does not explain evidence of different rocks starting side by side and moving at different rates and in disparate directions. Moreover, the physics calculations do not fully support this theory as wind speeds of hundreds of miles per hour would be needed to move some of the stones.

2) Columnar Basalt


When a thick lava flow cools it contracts vertically but cracks perpendicular to its directional flow with remarkable geometric regularity - in most cases forming a regular grid of remarkable hexagonal extrusions that almost appear to be made by man. One of the most famous such examples is the Giant's Causeway on the coast of Ireland (shown above) though the largest and most widely recognized would be Devil's Tower in Wyoming. Basalt also forms different but equally fascinating ways when eruptions are exposed to air or water.

3) Blue Holes

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Blue holes are giant and sudden drops in underwater elevation that get their name from the dark and foreboding blue tone they exhibit when viewed from above in relationship to surrounding waters. They can be hundreds of feet deep and while divers are able to explore some of them they are largely devoid of oxygen that would support sea life due to poor water circulation - leaving them eerily empty. Some blue holes, however, contain ancient fossil remains that have been discovered, preserved in their depths.

4) Red Tides


Red tides are also known as algal blooms - sudden influxes of massive amounts of colored single-cell algae that can convert entire areas of an ocean or beach into a blood red color. While some of these can be relatively harmless, others can be harbingers of deadly toxins that cause the deaths of fish, birds and marine mammals. In some cases, even humans have been harmed by red tides though no human exposure are known to have been fatal. While they can be fatal, the constituent phytoplankton in ride tides are not harmful in small numbers.

5) Ice Circles


While many see these apparently perfect ice circles as worthy of conspiracy theorizing, scientists generally accept that they are formed by eddies in the water that spin a sizable piece of ice in a circular motion. As a result of this rotation, other pieces of ice and flotsam wear relatively evenly at the edges of the ice until it slowly forms into an essentially ideal circle. Ice circles have been seen with diameters of over 500 feet and can also at times be found in clusters and groups at different sizes as shown above.

6) Mammatus Clouds

 
True to their ominous appearance, mammatus clouds are often harbingers of a coming storm or other extreme weather system. Typically composed primarily of ice, they can extend for hundreds of miles in each direction and individual formations can remain visibly static for ten to fifteen minutes at a time. While they may appear foreboding they are merely the messengers - appearing around, before or even after severe weather.

7) Fire Rainbows

 
A circumhorizontal fire rainbow arc occurs at a rare confluence of right time and right place for the sun and certain clouds. Crystals within the clouds refract light into the various visible waves of the spectrum but only if they are arrayed correctly relative to the ground below. Due to the rarity with which all of these events happen in conjunction with one another, there are relatively few remarkable photos of this phenomena.

 

 

 



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I loved this(lawyer and witness)

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things
> people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now > published by
> court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these > exchanges were
> actually taking place.
>
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
> WITNESS: July 15th.
> ATTORNEY: What year?
> WITNESS: Every year.
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in > voodoo or the occult?
> WITNESS: We both do.
> ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
> WITNESS: We do.
> ATTORNEY: You do?
> A: Yes, voodoo.
>
>
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> WITNESS: I forget.
> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > forgot?
> ___________________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Now doctor isn't it true that when a person
> dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
> _________________________ ___________
>
> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
> WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
> ___________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
> _________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
> WITNESS: getting laid
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
> WITNESS: None.
> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
> WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a
> new attorney?
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> WITNESS: By death.
> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
> WITNESS: Take a guess.
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
> WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
> _____________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a > deposition
> notice which I sent to your attorney?
> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> ______________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on > dead
> people?
> WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
> _________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you > go to?
> WITNESS: Oral.
> _________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
> ______________________________________
>
> And, the best for last:
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check > for a
> pulse?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
> began the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, > nevertheless?
> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
> practicing law.

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Bush Cartoon

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incredible india


Apparently, the answers are the actual responses by the Indian tourism website officials.

 

Q :      Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it  rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

A:      We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

 

Q :      Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)

A:      Depends how much you've been drinking.

 

Q:      I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A:      Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water..

 

Q:      Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India? (Sweden) 

A:      So it's true what they say about Swedes.

 

Q:      Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore? (UK)

A:      What did your last slave die of? 

 

Q:      Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India? (USA)

A:      A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.

In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not..oh forget it. ......

Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa. Come naked. 

 

Q:      Which direction is North in India? (USA)

A:      Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. 

 

Q:      Can I bring cutlery into India? (UK)

A:      Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

 

Q:      Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)

A:      Indiana is a state in the Unites States of....oh forget it. 

Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, straight after the hippo races.  Come naked. 

 

Q:      Can I wear high heels in India? (UK)

A:      You're a British politician, right?

 

Q:    Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A:      No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

 

Q:    Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A:      Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.  All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make  good pets. 

 

Q:      Do you have perfume in India? (France)

A:      No, WE don't stink.

 

Q:      I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India?  (USA) 

A:      Any place where significant numbers of Americans gather.

 

Q:      Do you celebrate Christmas in India? (France)

A:      Only at Christmas.

 

Q:      Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A:      Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

 

Q:      Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)

A:      As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.

 

Q:      Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)

A:      No, we use sand paper (we have different grades)



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Warning about chocolate


Warning About Chocolate

DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?

We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood.
I will never eat it again. I hope you will throw yours away whenever you are given any from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.

This is what happens when you eat chocolate!
This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about.
It could happen to you......or them.


   
  
  
  
  
 


Chocolate will make your feet   small!!

Warn everyone


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Listening is Powerful Medicine



As heard on NPR's Weekend Edition Sunday, February 1, 2009.

I believe listening is powerful medicine.

Studies have shown it takes a physician about 18 seconds to interrupt a patient after they begin talking.

It was Sunday. I had one last patient to see. I approached her room in a hurry and stood at the doorway. She was an older woman, sitting at the edge of the bed, struggling to put socks on her swollen feet. I crossed the threshold, spoke quickly to the nurse, scanned her chart noting she was in stable condition. I was almost in the clear.

I leaned on the bedrail looking down at her. She asked if I could help put on her socks. Instead, I launched into a monologue that went something like this: "How are you feeling? Your sugars and blood pressure were high but they're better today. The nurse mentioned you're anxious to see your son who's visiting you today. It's nice to have family visit from far away. I bet you really look forward to seeing him. "

She stopped me with a stern, authoritative voice. "Sit down, doctor. This is my story, not your story."

I was surprised and embarrassed. I sat down. I helped her with the socks. She began to tell me that her only son lived around the corner from her, but she had not seen him in five years. She believed that the stress of this contributed greatly to her health problems. After hearing her story and putting on her socks, I asked if there was anything else I could do for her. She shook her head no and smiled. All she wanted me to do was to listen.

Each story is different. Some are detailed; others are vague. Some have a beginning, middle, and end. Others wander without a clear conclusion. Some are true, others not. Yet all those things do not really matter. What matters to the storyteller is that their story is heard—without interruption, assumption, or judgment.

Listening to someone's story costs less than expensive diagnostic testing but is key to healing and diagnosis.

I often thought of what that woman taught me and reminded myself of the importance of stopping, sitting down, and truly listening. And, not long after, in an unexpected twist, I became the patient with a diagnosis of multiple sclerosis at age 31. Now, 20 years later, I sit all the time—in a wheelchair.

For as long as I could, I continued to see patients from my chair but had to resign when my hands were affected. I still teach med students and other health care professionals, but now from the perspective of physician and patient.

I tell them I believe in the power of listening. I tell them I know first-hand that immeasurable healing takes place within me when someone stops, sits down, and listens to my story.


Dr. Alicia Conill is a clinical associate professor at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine. A native of Cuba, Conill also directs a non-profit that teaches patients and care-givers how to better cope with chronic illness and disability.

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The Pink Chaddi Campaign (please read, participate and spread the word)





From: nisha susan


Dear All,

You may have heard of the Pink Chaddi Campaign that kicked off three days ago to oppose the Sri Ram Sene. The campaign is growing exponentially (1,300 at this point in the life of our Consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women) and that is not surprising. Most women in this country have enough curbs on their lives without a whole new franchise cashing in with their bully-boy tactics. Of course, a lot of men have joined the group as well.

Here is we want to do with the Pink Chaddi Campaign. Join in. Be imaginative, have fun and fight back!

Step 1: It does not matter that many of us have not thought about Valentine's Day since we were 13. If ever. This year let us send the Sri Ram Sene some love. Let us send them some PINK CHADDIS.

Look in your closet or buy them cheap. Dirt-cheap. Make sure they are PINK. Send them off to the Sene.

The address to send the package is:
Pramod Muthalik,
Chief, Sri Rama Sene,
#11, Behind New Bus Stand, Gokhul Road, Near Lakshmi Park,
HUBLI - Karnataka

If you don't want to mail it yourself, you can drop it off at the Chaddi Collection Points. We will be collecting across the country through this week and sending the packages on February 12. More information about Chaddi Collectors in your city soon on our blog: http://thepinkchaddicampaign.blogspot.com/

Step 2: Send the Pink Chaddi Campaign a photograph of the package.

Tell us how many chaddis you are sending out and inspire other women in other cities. You can either mail the information here or you can mail it at our facebook address. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49641698651&ref=mf


Step 3: On Valentine's Day we do a Pub Bharo action. Go to a pub wherever you are. From Kabul to Chennai to Guwahati to Singapore to LA women have signed up. It does not matter if you are actually not a pub-goer or not even much of a drinker. Let us raise a toast (it can be juice) to Indian women. Take a photo or video. We will put it together (more on how later) and send this as well to the Sri Ram Sene.

Step 4:  After Valentine's Day we should get some of our elected leaders to agree that beating up women is ummm...  AGAINST INDIAN CULTURE.

For right now, ask not what Dr VS Acharya, Home Minister of Karnataka can do for you. Ask what you can do for him. Here is his blog.
http://drvsacharya.blogspot.com. Send him some love.


Nisha Susan
For the Pink Chaddi Campaign
http://thepinkchaddicampaign.blogspot.com






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Capitalism anyone ??



 

Politics and Economics -


"Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalized, and the State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism."

 

Karl Marx, Das Kapital, 1867.

 

 

[That's funny. I can't hear anybody laughing].

 

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Suicide helpline in Pakisthan



 



 

 

 





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